patlanders:

1. Softball Players Adopt Larger, Softer Hats
2. Over 20% Of Grade School Students Illiterate
3. Defective Batch Of Poison Lips Causes Hundreds Of Femme Fatalities
4. Reptile Apologizes For Establishing Society, Blames Its Human Brain
5. Governor’s Mansion Full Of Booby Traps, Stairways To Nowhere
6. Op-Ed: Robots On Strike?  Does Not Compute
7. Sky Malls Increase Enforcement Of Sky Curfews

Get back to work!

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2. collegeeducateddaylaborer reblogged this from patlanders and added:

   Get back to work!

3. drewtarvin reblogged this from patlanders and added:

   specifically #2, 5 and 7

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